Pencil dick can't please your wife

Last night I got a late call from some weak ass loser asking me if I ever heard of anyone getting a penis implant. Nope I told him I haven't. This dumb loser went on and on about how his cock is only 4 inches and how his wife has been complaining since their honeymoon. They didn't have sex until the night of their honeymoon. You should have told her that you have a little cocktail sausage for a dick before you married her. She has every right to go out and cheat on you. She has every right to bitch and complain I see why she would complain. Who in their right mind wants to fuck a short ass pencil dick losers? Who wants to waist their time screwing someone knowing they can't make you reach orgasm. Gross, the site of a tiny dick is so disgusting to me. I get so many guys sending me pictures of their little itty bitty cocks. I usually laugh and send them a fucked up pay per view. A penis implant isn't going to work, that's just a waste of money and your cock is not gonna look right after getting a implant. Stick it out with your tiny little inchworm dick and live your life as a loser.

Punk ass sissy boy

What would make a man want to dress in women's clothing? Riddle me that. Maybe he's an undercover homo, or maybe it's a fantasy. Whatever the case, I like to tease and humiliate grown men that like to dress like whores. I'm talking real whores. Men that like to dress up in make-up, lingerie, heels, skirts, and take pictures of them self. I like to humiliate these men and treat them like cum guzzling sissy boys. I get calls from men like this all the time. Weak punk ass sissy boys that don't know what to do with themselves. They need me to train them. I have to teach these weirdos how to dress, where to get their nails done, what kind of bras and panties to buy. These guys are so fucking pathetic. I can't believe they have wives and girlfriends. I already know who wears the pants in the house. Most definitely not these sissy punk boys. That's why they call for phone sex cause they know their wives would leave them if they knew they were sissy boys. LOL

Pay up Suga Daddy!

Ready to cross the line and talk to your ebony goddess for 49.99 per minute. Call now and tell me how your want to spoil me and give me every dollar in your bank account. You fantasize about spoiling a beautiful black goddess like myself. You feel that I'm superior and intimidating with my sexy bedroom eyes and mocha skin. You know you will become addicted after one phone call. Let me lead you down a path of financial domination. Follow me. I don't have to hold your hand, you know exactly what you want to do. You want to be my human ATM. That's fine with me. Pay until your bank account is empty, then max out your credit cards on your beatiful black goddess.

Cock sucking day!!

Is today cocksucking day??? Can I get a hand clap for all of the BBC lovers that like bowing down to suck that cock. I got three short calls from guys that wanted to suck BBC. Those are my favorite callers. The sissy boys that like to get that BBC pushed in their mouth and down their throats. I laugh inside as I coach those BBC lovers on how to deep throat and swallow 10 inches of rock hard cock.

Check this out losers!!

What's up losers, pay piggies, and all you weak panty boys??? I'm gonna be putting some recorded listings on nf really soon for all of you punk ass wimps that are too afraid to call. I get so many of you guys that want PPV and of course I send it at a high price. No cheap shit. Your not gonna get your cock hard on some cheap $5.00 pics. If you think so, go and find a cheap vanilla slut. That's not my style, really. And do not call me with 3 minutes left on your account. I'm not gonna do much in 3 minutes, so that is the whole purpose of me getting some recorded listings going. Yes, for you dumb silly ass losers that are to chicken shit to call. Peace out BITCHES!!!!